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thedramaticsneeze:

whatfreshnonsense:

It’s actually astounding how little we all talk about the fact that God dated a fangirl that wrote incestuous gay fanfiction based on his gospel while he was pretending to be a prophet.

i now realize that you are talking about supernatural

(via castielonhelium)

(Source: lonewolfed, via deannawinchester)

That’s what I call an important distinction.

(Source: dylmanobrien, via cryingoverfictionalcharacters)

highonawindyhill:

Mike Warren + doggy = OTP (Graceland 1x02)

(via scarvesandfoxes)

sexy-fail:

did he just base the shit out of part of the human population i think he did

(Source: edwardnortons, via samcalfskin)

[whispers] i miss harry potter

[murmurs] i miSS HARRY POTTER

[exclaims] i misS HARRY POTTER

[yells] I MISS HARRY POTTER

[sCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS WITH A MEGAPHONE] I MISS HARRY POTTER

(Source: harryshorcrux, via samcalfskin)

mukuroikusaba:

seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”

(via satansparanoidmother)

starkid challenge - nine characters [9/9] draco malfoy

You must be Harry Potter, the famous bastard. My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise gingers and Mudbloods. I hate Gryffindor House and my parents work for the man that killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?

(via mudbloodprince)

apocalypse-averted:

prettyboysintheimpala:

robbybenedict:

So the Ghostfacers are back for S9!

ARE YOU SERIOUS GOD BLESS

*SCREAMING PROFUSELY*

(via fuckingdemonblood)

dailydoseofsamantics:

There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said “Jeff dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn’t understand why people had to be so rude.” The person who told him to shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration.

(via satansparanoidmother)